Tales in Language Arts We Wish We Didn't Hear

Our L.A. teacher used to coach field hockey in the beginning of her 45 year career of teaching. She claims she used to have muscles, but now they're all blobs in her arms. One practice at field hockey the ball rolls under the fence. One of her very athletic players decides they can climb the 8 foot fence and get the ball back. She reaches to the very top of the fence to swing over onto the other side of the fence when something goes wrong. Very wrong. The squeamish may not want to read the following. Also if you are pregnant, prone to heart attacks, or have high blood pressure please consult a doctor before reading the following. The players wrist goes through the point at the top of the fence and is left dangling at the top of the fence, screaming as loud as 4 jet planes and a motorcycle. My L.A. teacher climbs up to the top of the fence and lifts the student up over the fence and carries the student back down. BLEAH!!!! Now you're thinking of why you read this I'm guessing...

Welcome to my school.

Recess

At most middle schools, there is no recess. We come up after lunch basically bouncing of the walls from some of the food we eat. My L.A. teacher and science teacher have tried to fight this in different ways. LA. teacher wants her students to watch their diet and not eat anything to cause some hyper active charge to surge through their body and make them, hyper. My science teacher wants a little 10 minute break after lunch for us to just run around and get all of the sugary goodness out of our body.

What do you think?

An Intresting Day

Today, my L.A. Teacher got very angry at me today because I left two papers in my locker. She was screaming very loudly, which doesn't really make the situating better, unless she likes to see me scared. Anyways, I feel like a target. I've already gotten a pointless detention.


Well tommorow, we hit the 3/8 mark of school. I felt like this has been a pretty quick year. :)

My Day at School

To tell the truth, 6th grade teachers that I have are a little out of hand. You know, kind of on the crazy side. My language arts teacher says that Wikipedia is being sued and is going go off the web due to lack of money when 1. Wikipedia is a nonprofit organization and 2. There is no evidence on any of the news sites that Wikipedia is being sued in the first place.


My science teacher gives us all the sports news for about half of our class time. Today we talked about what Allen Iverson (76ers Point Guard) did and how he got traded to another team. Good ol' Allen was supposed to go to some big wig party with all of is sponsors that made him rich, for some of the sponsors who have never met Iverson and for a celebration for being in the NBA or what not.... Iverson claims to not being feeling to good, so he did not go. What a mean way to destroy some of peoples dreams to meet the NBA legend. The coach gave him the boot for this. I don't understand sports at all....


Today in gym, we tried out something new, balance balls! I couldn't balance on the ball in all the odd positions we had to get into. I was kind of good at push ups on the ball because I get to put my hands on the floor. Next gym class we will be climbing 35ft and we can't wear jeans. To bad for me, every single piece of my pants that don't have holes in them or are to small are jeans.

This is my everday life of my first year of middle school. Well there is now way out, so may as well make the best out of it. Good night.

P.S. I forgot my user name for along time. Now I'm back!