Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Tales in Language Arts We Wish We Didn't Hear

Our L.A. teacher used to coach field hockey in the beginning of her 45 year career of teaching. She claims she used to have muscles, but now they're all blobs in her arms. One practice at field hockey the ball rolls under the fence. One of her very athletic players decides they can climb the 8 foot fence and get the ball back. She reaches to the very top of the fence to swing over onto the other side of the fence when something goes wrong. Very wrong. The squeamish may not want to read the following. Also if you are pregnant, prone to heart attacks, or have high blood pressure please consult a doctor before reading the following. The players wrist goes through the point at the top of the fence and is left dangling at the top of the fence, screaming as loud as 4 jet planes and a motorcycle. My L.A. teacher climbs up to the top of the fence and lifts the student up over the fence and carries the student back down. BLEAH!!!! Now you're thinking of why you read this I'm guessing...

Welcome to my school.

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